How Many Parents Regret Their Children's Names?
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS, A MAN FROM LITHUANIA IS FACING
LEGAL PROBLEMS AFTER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT HE CONVINCED
GOOGLE AND FACEBOOK TO PAY FAKE INVOICES TO FAKE COMPANIES IN
TOTAL HE GOT THEM TO PAY, GET THIS, $122 MILLION.
YES.
ALSO NOW FACEBOOK AND GOOGLE SUDDENLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
FAKE NEWS.
(LAUGHTER) THIS FEELS AVOIDABLE, DUN IT?
I FEEL LIKE GOOGLE COULD HAVE, I DON'T KNOW, LOOKED THESE
COMPANIES UP ON SOME KIND OF-- (LAUGHTER)
IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT THEY COULD, I DON'T KNOW,
JUST-- BINGE?
ARE THEY LIKE A SEARCH ENGINE, DOES GOOGLE HAVE BINGE?
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT GOOGLE AND FACEBOOK AREN'T WORRIED.
THEY SAID THEY PLAN TO MAKE ALL OF THAT MONEY BACK JUST AS SOON
AS THEY RESPOND TO AN EMAIL FROM A VERY WEALTHY NIGERIAN PRINCE.
(LAUGHTER) IN OTHER NEWS.
A MAYOR IS RUSSIA RECENTLY WANTS TO MAKE A MEM ORABLE ENTRANCE TO
HIS SWEARING IN CEREMONY SO HE REQUESTED THAT SOMEONE FIND HIM
QUOTE SOME MODERN MUSIC TO BE PLAYED AS HE WALKED OUT.
AND HE GOT SOMETHING UNEXPECTED.
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
>> ♪ HE GOT THE STAR WARS THEME.
YOU YOU KNOW HE WHAT THAT IS?
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS, A WOOKIE MISTAKE.
THAT'S IT.
COME ON.
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
NOW THE PERSON WHO CHOSE THE MUSIC, AND THIS IS TRUE, ENDED
UP RESIGNING BECAUSE OF THAT.
AND I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE HAD TO STEP DOWN OVER A RUSSIAN
POLITICAL SCANDAL AND IT WASN'T DONALD TRUMP.
(LAUGHTER) NOW THE MAYOR WAS VERY
EMBARRASSED AND LATER TRIED TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE BLUNDER BY
RELEASING A STATEMENT BUT THAT DIDN'T GO WELL EITHER.
NOW.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WE HAVE A FOOD RECALL STORY TO
TELL YOU ABOUT.
A MEAT PLANT IN NEW HAMPSHIRE IS RECALLING MORE THAN 2,000 --
2,600 POUNDS OF SAUSAGE PRODUCT BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID THE MEAT
COULD CONTAIN METAL.
EVEN WORSE, IT MAY CONTAIN WHATEVER IT IS THAT IS NORMALLY
IN A SAUSAGE.
THE COMPANY DECIDED TO RECALL THE MEAT BUT AT FIRST THEY TRIED
TO CAPITALIZE ON THE MISTAKE BY PROMOTING THEIR SAUSAGE AS
CONTAINING 7,000 PERCENT OF YOUR DAILY RECOMMENDED IRON.
(LAUGHTER) MOVING ON, ACCORDING TO A NEW
STUDY, ONE IN SEVEN PARENTS SAY THAT THEY MADE A TERRIBLE
MISTAKE WITH THE NAME THEY GAVE THEIR CHILD.
THE PARENTS SAID THEY LOVED THE NAME AT THE TIME, THEN TBREU TO
REGRET IT.
THIS STUDY WAS ACTUALLY CONDUCTED BY GUILLERMO'S MUM.
(LAUGHTER) WHERE WAS THE.
>> I MISSED THE JOKE.
>> BUT IT IS TRUE, ONE IN SEVEN PARENTS REGRETS THE NAME THEY
GAVE THEIR KIDS.
THIS NUMBER SEEMS LOW TO ME.
AND I SAY THAT AS A MAN WITH A MIDDLE NAME OF KIMBERLY.
IF THIS IS TRUE, THE TOP THREE NAMES FOR BABY BOYS LAST YEAR
WERE ATTICUS, MILO AND JASPER, SO EXPECT THAT ONE IN SEVEN
NUMBER TO GO UP BY A LOT.
AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, A MAN IN TURKEY RECENTLY TRIED
TO HELP SECURE A PATIO UMBRELLA DURING A STORM.
AND IT DID NOT GO WELL.
THE MAN IS FINE.
BUT HAVE A LOOK.
SO HERE HE ISÑi HERE.
AND HE GOES TO TRY AND STEADY AND GONE.
LOOK ATÑi THAT.
(LAUGHTER) HE WAS LIKE
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALI-OH-[ BLEEP], ALTHOUGH IT MUST BE
DISAPPOINTING FOR THE KIDS IN TURKEY THAT THEIR VERSION OF
MARRY POPPIN'S IS JUST A 40 YEAR OLD MAN IN JEANS.
BUT THE MAN TRIED TO WEIGH IT DOWN SO IT WOULDN'T BLOW AWAY.
SO LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL OF US, NEVER, EVER TRY TO DO NIK
HELPFUL.
(LAUGHTER) AND FINALLY THIS IS FASCINATING.
ARCHAEOLOGISTS STUDYING THE ANCIENT ROMAN CITY OF POMPEII
RECENTLY DISCOVERED WHAT THEY ARE CALLING A 2,000 YEAR OLD
EQUIVALENT OF A FAST FOOD COUNTER.
IN FACT, EXPERTS THINK IT WAS THE VERY FIRST LITTLE CAESAR'S.
(LAUGHTER) MAWS PLAWS ACCORDING TO
ARCHAEOLOGISTS THE COUNTER SOLD SAMENTY FISH, CHEESE, LENT ILLS,
SPICEY WINE AND OF COURSE MOUNTAIN DEW BAJA BLAST.
EVEN 2,000 YEARS AGO PEOPLE WERE ALREADY SELLING FAST FOOD.
RESEARCHERS SAY THE RESTAURANT WAS STARTED BY THIS LEGENDARY
ROMAN RONALDUS McDONALDUS.
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