Romance Is Hard | Official Trailer? | Brooklyn Nine-Nine
He likes putting away bad guys, and he loves solving puzzles.
The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.
[ Keyboard music plays ]
[ Music stops ] -Sorry.
-Charles Boyle, not the most brilliant detective,
but he works harder than anyone else.
He's not physically...
-Ow! Ah!
Whoa! Aah!
-...gifted.
-This is way too much stuff. -Yeah.
-A rose for Rosa. -Listen to me -- Move on.
-Hey, girl.
Oh! -Ugh!
-Girls are so scary.
-Are you aroused because of what a bad boy I am?
-No! -No.
Can I have your friend Katie's phone number?
-You're never getting her number.
-You and I are done. -Breakups are the worst.
I'll never forgive that bitch for what she did to you.
-I am straight-up depressed.
I don't know what to do.
-Come here. 10-minute hug time.
-I'd rather not. -Come on.
-Okay.
Every case with you is the best case ever.
-I honestly think you are the greatest man who ever lived.
I was walking home and I passed a pawn shop.
And then I went into a trance,
and now I have this engagement ring.
-Yes! A thousand times yes!
-It's wedding time!
-It's not what it seems like.
-Yes, it is. -Yes, it is.
-You're a selfish man pig, and I hope you die alone.
And I never loved you. [ Voice breaking ] Oh, God.
Oh, my God. My heart just threw up.
I don't know if I'm up for this.
-I'm sorry that I messed things up.
The only way to make things right is to do the worst,
most awful thing imaginable.
-Dip your penis in vinegar. -What? No!
Oh, man. We must look so cool!
-I'm coming in. -Oh, Boyle.
[ Cheers, whistles, and applause ]
-This is the proudest moment of my career.
Aah!
-Little winded there, buddy?
-Yeah. Romance is hard.
-I gotta say, Jake -- This time, I think you're only 99% right.
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